False Bravado

I want to hate you

but your to damn close

pseudo intellectual
but a damn good host

To bad no one understood
your Swedish toast...
or how you could try and claim
both coast's.

Your bookshelf is overflowing
with ideas you claim to be knowing
its okay not to know
you don't have to show
that your anything more.

High school dropout
you'd think you had a p.h.d.
pseudo intellectual
your 3 chapters deep
your potent paragraph pile
has little to no style
your audience smiles
while your in denial

you are not smarter
than the next
and if you are
who gives a shit
I'm not saying quit
but you don't have to be a dick

The dust on the bindings
proof they've never been cracked
in the 80's it was drive
in the 90's all just slack
big deal you've tried crack
watch your mouth
no turning back

Pseudo intellectual
your bravery from drink
false bravado
is the model
for your whole life to stink

The mirror sees through me
but I give your soul a wink
5/27/11