Happy Days

I have a big belly 

don't care if I'm smelly.

Is it still hump day 

if you can't get it up?

You can fancy yourself tough.

99 balloons were luft.

Linking 7th grade

to underpaid.

Chest hair peek

oh just a tuft...

Fonzie's T-shirt

it really fucking fits.

La la love

is really just for kids

The jukebox is on

with a slight little hit.

Meet me in my office

prepubescent tits...

Jump the shark

that's what Fonzie did

Birth and death of a hit

Who is this John Hein whiz kid?

Ron Howard has the power.

Henry Winkler shit the sinkler

Tuscadaro's never been pinker

Opie was so dopey

and Potzie was the trophy.

Chachi loves Joanie

it all seems so phony

Big Al fries bologna

sitting there sitcom at homie.

A perfect world to a wide eyed kid.

Before I smoked some pot.

Before I dosed the cid.

Before I peeked the lid.

Fuzzy glow of my youth

making room

Adult tooth...

And I have no proof

except that I'm aloof.

Did TV rot my brain?

The excuses were so lame...

I only sorta worship

FAME.